The Ambitious Drifter

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Daily Prompt: Three Tales With Me In The Middle.


Go down the rabbit hole with Alice; play quidditch with Harry Potter; float down the river with Huck Finn… If you could choose three fictional events or adventures to experience yourself, what would they be?

I’ve spent a lifetime wandering in fictional landscapes. Many times I’ve been happy to observe, rather than be part of the story. Often, I wated to be a friend of the hero… or heroes. I wanted to be like them, rather than actually be them. There never seemed to be a character that was just like me.

I would have loved to go sailing with the Swallows & Amazons. I always thought Captain John was a bit wet…. but Nancy Blackett is still my kind of girl. I’m good with a boat because I read those stories.

I was a big reader of Enid Blyton stories, but they haven’t aged well. They’re quite racist and elitist. I’d have liked to have known the Famous Five, but I would have been one of those unpleasant working class children. The Five were terrible snobs. It’s a bit like wanting to go to Hogwarts and then finding out you’re an absolute muggle.

A third tale I’d like to be in?  Well, I wouldn’t mind being a citizen of Ankh-Morpork. I’m more suited to being an industrious dwarf than being heroic Sam Vimes, but I’d certainly be up for a pub crawl with Nanny Ogg. I’ve been in pubs with the Nac Mac Feegle !  Muggle as I may be, I fully understand the magic of Discworld.

A fourth!  Taking Tripitaka to India to fetch the scriptures!   I certainly want to be King Monkey, Great Sage, Equal of Heaven!


Street scene, Ankh-Morpork. 


7 thoughts on “Daily Prompt: Three Tales With Me In The Middle.

  1. Oh blow all that I’d be avin it orf with the Patrician! Great post, but then I love the Discworld


  2. You grew up with my reading material, Peter … 🙂 Our parents often sighed and clicked their tongues over Enid Blyton and the Famous Five, as well as the Adventure series (I particularly loved the Magic Faraway Tree); but never forbade us them.
    I’m really confused by your genealogy: are you not French, then ? Forgive my rudeness, but I’m always a curious person (yesyes, many have said as much !) …


  3. Nice one Peter.